Crossover Bonesnanza!

OMG. I promise this blog won't become Prancers Investigates Bones (although I would wager that Stossel is a fan), but this is an emergency. Wait for it...
Bones/ Vanished crossover extravaganza! Josh Berman, you have reached near-Stossel status. You are hovering around Chris Hansen status, both in awesomeness and in dramaturgical prowess.
For the few who don't follow day-to-day Bones developments with salivating anticipation, Something has Happened. Vanished creator Josh Berman will play out quashed Vanished plotline on next season's BONES, on which he is now a consulting producer. How this will work, I do not know. Will now-unemployed Vanished actors join the cast as guest actors? Will Bones become the victim of a Sara Collins-like masonic kidnapping? Will Booth clash with intrepid reporter Judy Nash (Rebecca Gayheart), then fall into a grief-motivated sexual romp with same? Will Gayheart's husband Eric Dane do a guest stint as well, giving rise to a new, Rhimesian McClash? Will it be with Agt. Seeley Booth (McSteamy vs. McSeeley?) or with Marcy Collins' illegitimate mason baby (McSteamy vs. McPreemie?) or with A BONE ITSELF (McSteamy vs. McSternumy??!!!!) We cannot know.
I know what you are thinking - was Thomas Jefferson a freemason? Because then Bones - as an employee of the Jeffersonian - would necessarily be dragged into the shameful and debaucherous underground of freemason conspiracy and TREASURE depicted in Vanished. Sure, Bones doesn't SEEM susceptible to the lure of shiny doubloons, but what if, what IF they were from ancient Atlantis? Then they might... HAVE DOLPHINS ON THEM!!!! Dolphins are like kryptonite to Bones because of their connection to her mother. BONES' MOTHER COULD BE FROM ATLANTIS. I dare not think of the implications... that I might, because of the aforeposted Bones/ Cherry connection, be... an Atlantian princess?!
But fear not readers, Thomas Jefferson, though a famous builder who employed masonry; though a visitor of Paris (see: Jefferson in Paris), the site of Lourve reno and Holy Grail resting place; though a polymath like DA VINCI; was NOT a mason. Whew. I am, for now, a humble blogger. Although that might be disputed in next season's...
BONES.